PHILADELPHIA- After an analysis of over 50 different types of babies, a new study from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finds baby carrots are…
The Philadelphia Satirer
PHILADELPHIA- A spider who was sucked into a vacuum two months ago, is now plotting his captor’s death. Big Jeffery, as he’s known in the…
ATLANTA — Asserting yet again that COVID-19 spreads primarily through respiratory droplets, the CDC begged Americans to stop sneezing up into the air so their…
Disappointing spice rack
In what is shaping up to be a life-changing revelation, it turns out that salad dressing you are about to pour all over your two-day-old…
MEDIA, PA – As COVID-19 slows and the economy opens back up, Dawn Kershetsky is no longer able to put off visiting her parents. “I…
PHILADELPHIA – Backyard gardener Mary Lee decided to expand the number of tomato plants she grew this year from two to four. However, she was…
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…
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