They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex.
They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year.
They farted while having sex with your dad.
They drink Mountain Dew after the age of 15.
They said “Joe Rogan is really smart.”
They believe in horoscopes.
They’re not me AYE-YO!! 👈🏼👁👄👁👈🏼
They’re a Leo.
You are dead.
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
