Let’s be real, no one enjoys their family Christmas party. Your mom is nagging you to clean up your room, even though you haven’t lived…
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Stinky Tofurkey It’s always the worst person at the table sending special requests to the kitchen, and this time it’s your aunt’s new mid-life crisis…
For too long, outdated traditions have forced you to choose between trick OR treat, but this Halloween you’re finally going to manifest everything you deserve…
PHILADELPHIA– With another hot, sticky summer well underway, many above-ground swimming pools in our region are going unused. “I wouldn’t really want to swim in…
I first encountered Irish Potatoes when my grandmamma brought me a mysterious box of treats on St. Patrick’s Day. I thought this time she’s clearly…
PHILADELPHIA— We recently received a pamphlet in our P.O. Box that detailed the side effects of repeatedly watching the erotic thriller Gremlins 2: The New…
So, you’ve been dating him for a few weeks and that big day is so soon– and you have no clue what to give him…
SAN DIEGO, CA– Calling their finding a “grim sign of more cases to come,” researchers from the U.S. Travel Association announced this week that 7,000…
PHILADELPHIA– One Fishtown family wanted to show a little extra respect to the tree that had brightened their home this holiday season, so they covered…
Look at this, a wonderful photo from the classic film, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964). Here he is hanging out with Santa Claus looking…