Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild.
Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo.
Pro: It’ll take business away from the inhumane Philadelphia Zoo.
Con: They would probably not be the monkeys that went into outer space.
Pro: Monkeys might play bocce ball with you.
Con: They have hair all over their bodies, so it’s hard to tell which part’s their head.
Pro: Monkeys have thumbs, so they might make decent disc golf players.
Con: They might be too good and that’s no fun.
Pro: Monkeys look awesome when climbing and swinging and stuff.
Con: They’ll rip your face off your head.
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
