Market/Frankford Lime
Septa Splash
Vegan Cherry
Fresh Air
Corn Syrup
Cough Drop
American Cheese
Scrapple Dapple Do
Brake Fluid
Sand
Carlos Santana
Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast
Combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell
Water
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
