Gaslight scented candle
Podcasting mic
A Reddit premium account
Cryptocurrency For Dummies
A job at Barstool Sports
An inspirational poster that says “I know you are, but what am I?”
A Chrome extension that adds “Well, actually” before any reply on a woman’s post
Coupons for a liquor store teenagers hang out in front of
Urethra wide mouth nozzle to spray urine on the toilet seat
Binoculars
A kick in the groin
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
