Scientists working with the Philadelphia Streets Department reported Tuesday that the barf levels outside of Citizens Bank Park have dropped by nearly 40% during the City’s shelter in place order.
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A sober man spotted peeing on 17th Street in the Spring Garden neighborhood created quite a stir on Wednesday morning.
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