For too long, outdated traditions have forced you to choose between trick OR treat, but this Halloween you’re finally going to manifest everything you deserve…
The Philadelphia Satirer
PHILADELPHIA – A Google Doc that was left open on a computer belonging to one of the Satirer’s editors is apparently pissed off that we…
In accordance with 54 Pa.C.S. § 311(g) (FindLaw), this post is an advertisement that an Application for Registration of Fictitious Name was electronically filed via…
LOS ANGELES — Complaining about the end of her summer vacations despite having taken vacations every summer, fall, winter, and spring, a well-known celebrity wife…
PHILADELPHIA– Franklin is once again feeling the pressure of working in a city alongside two of the most iconic mascots in professional sports. “He threatened…
PHILADELPHIA– Jimmy McGill of the City’s Bridesburg neighborhood has been counting the days until his sixteenth birthday, the day when he will finally be old…
Traffic court can be a crazy place. Which one of these rookie mistakes did you make your first time? When the judge asked me to…
PHILADELPHIA– Customers were in for a shock at the newest hip pizza spot, “Crust,” when they went to pour oregano on their pizza. One customer,…
PHILADELPHIA – Over a week ago, Philadelphia Police responded to the I-676 expressway, between the 20th and 10th Street bridges, in order to render assistance…
PHILADELPHIA– The search for six missing day-drinkers continues at Independence Beer Garden today after last evening’s fatal oversized-Jenga collapse that left at least two dead. …