WASHINGTON D.C.– Sitting in a crate with a blanket draped over it to keep him calm, Senator Mitch McConnell is being brought to the veterinarian…
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Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
Disappointing spice rack
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…
We’re Not Sure Why They’re Wet
Turn it into scrapple.
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Ben Shapiro commented on your mom’s latest post with “too far.”
Putting in place the lessons from a recent BDSM class, Patricia Reed surprised boyfriend Bruce Gibbs by entering his bedroom with an unexpectedly girthy strap-on dildo.