Turn it into scrapple.
Pick out all the shiny stuff and let the Mummers wear it.
Rebuild Hitchbot. We owe him one.
Ask the guy at Magic Gardens if he wants any of it.
Add a little pepper, then a little yellow stuff and baddaboom! Cheesesteak, at your service.
Mail it to the dump.
Give our sanitation workers a raise!
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!