NEW YORK– Unwinding from their recent trials and tribulations and nothing more, a pair of movie characters, Jason Knox and Hamish Batie, were playing a…
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NEW YORK– Midway through a markedly poor performance review, local Trader Joe’s manager Myles Colvin developed a sneaking suspicion that the most recent hire, Shane…
I first encountered Irish Potatoes when my grandmamma brought me a mysterious box of treats on St. Patrick’s Day. I thought this time she’s clearly…
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You won’t let them walk around Old City yelling “Wow, so old!” They’re scared of the dark. Philadelphia has been rated PG-13 by the Motion…
Looking for something fun to do this weekend that’s Covid-safe and involves staying at home and never ever leaving? Look no further than this helpful…
Neglect going to the practice colonoscopy beforehand
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Our once great nation is under attack. This week it’s been reported that Joe Biden’s cabinet has failed to open a PowerPoint presentation…
BAKERSFIELD, CA– Promising an unconventional experience with undertones of anarchy, Wham-O’s complete disregard for grammatical conventions in their “Slip ‘N Slide: Tons ‘O Fun” branding…