Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
The Philadelphia Satirer
PHILADELPHIA– A Kensington man is quite confused about the proper type of present to buy for a meteor shower. Gary Sonesta, 34 has been wracking…
LANCASTER, PA– Scientists at The National Center For Turkey Improvement have been working at a breakneck pace to ensure that millions of Americans will be…
PHILADELPHIA- A new report finds that 73% of South Philly Italians strongly support their city’s police union despite recent backlash. The Satirer interviewed one South…
PHILADELPHIA– On a recent Sunday afternoon, Gilbert Sok was seen wearing a Philadelphia Eagles hard hat as he drunkenly made his way into Lincoln Financial…
ATLANTA, GA– No need to buy more than one can of cranberry sauce this holiday season. The popular home remedy of “Rubbing Cranberry Sauce All…
PHILADELPHIA – Counting to make sure the baby had all 88 keys, doctors at Jefferson Hospital announced Sunday that a grand piano gave birth to…
PHILADELPHIA- A double-blind taste test conducted at The Kennel Club of Philadelphia’s National Dog Show last November has revealed that Chocolate Labs have remained the…