PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia Flyers held a press conference Sunday night to reveal that every single player on the team is a giant orange muppet-gone-wrong…
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33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
PHILADELPHIA- The largest adult entertainment club in Philadelphia has reopened their doors, or rather, their parking lot and are telling anyone under the age of…
PHILADELPHIA – Starting out as a wacky and whimsical Halloween night in Rittenhouse Square, detectives from the Philadelphia Homicide Unit spotted a spooky skeleton that…
PHILADELPHIA- With Halloween fast approaching, a young ghost named Jeremy is contemplating his future and how he can achieve great things in the afterlife after…
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…
PHILADELPHIA – The cheesesteak who was forced into a nonconsensual photo-op aboard Air Force One last week has announced that he is in self-quarantine after…