PHILADELPHIA– In a sudden and drastic change to his wardrobe, local man Stuart Mason has reportedly purchased a pair of no-show socks to bypass the…
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PHILADELPHIA- Don’t spend it all in one place! A new Philly-based stimulus check calculator aims to demonstrate just how far your sweet, American fortune can…
PHILADELPHIA– One Fishtown family wanted to show a little extra respect to the tree that had brightened their home this holiday season, so they covered…
PHILADELPHIA– The majority of humans often wonder what their pets are thinking, but with a breakthrough technology developed at the University of Pennsylvania we don’t…
If you thought shampoo technology couldn’t get any better then buckle in. Old Spice has just launched their new 9-in-1 Shampoo. Take a look at…
Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
PHILADELPHIA– A Kensington man is quite confused about the proper type of present to buy for a meteor shower. Gary Sonesta, 34 has been wracking…
PHILADELPHIA- A new report finds that 73% of South Philly Italians strongly support their city’s police union despite recent backlash. The Satirer interviewed one South…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
PHILADELPHIA- The largest adult entertainment club in Philadelphia has reopened their doors, or rather, their parking lot and are telling anyone under the age of…