Calling all activists: The city is in dire need of help with its main bell, known to some as “the Liberty Bell.” We are asking…
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Look what the cat dragged in. I’m surprised you’d show your sorry ass around here after what you did. I’ll have you know that while…
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PHILADELPHIA– “This entire city is an amazing fan base for my all-time favorite band, The Eagles,” explained out-of-towner Jason Rath, after visiting Philadelphia for the…
PHILADELPHIA– Shifting from least favorite friend to one of the coolest guys around, toxic friend Chase Langford is actually pretty awesome after purchasing a vacation…
PHILADELPHIA – Experts from the National Center For Children Taking All The Responsibility advised kids to do their best to avoid traumatic events on their…
UNIVERSITY CITY, PA- Calling their findings a landmark discovery in modern physiology, a new study from the University of Pennsylvania finds belly buttons can also…
PHILADELPHIA– Describing a grim existence for all humans of the past, a report released Monday by the National Society of Historians confirmed the long-held theory…
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PHILADELPHIA– Calling their innovation “a breakthrough in modern snacking,” food scientists from Nabisco announced Monday that they are working with the manufacturers of Gushers on…