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It’s Like Hamilton But Hornier: New Musical About Benjamin Franklin to Open at Kimmel Center
It’s Like Hamilton But Hornier: New Musical About Benjamin Franklin to Open at Kimmel Center
By Evie Klein
Edited Photos of Images by Donald Tong and WaffOzzy PHILADELPHIA- The Kimmel Center has announced...
Sign This Petition To Help The City Get Its Bell Fixed
Sign This Petition To Help The City Get Its Bell Fixed
By Russ Bizaro
Photo by RODNAE Productions Calling all activists: The city is in dire need of help...
Uh-Oh: Eagles’ Super Bowl Win Now Even Further In The Past
Uh-Oh: Eagles’ Super Bowl Win Now Even Further In The Past
By Ryan O'Connell
Photo: Lorie Shaull PHILADELPHIA– According to multiple sources, the Philadelphia Eagles’ 2018 Super Bowl victory...
Well Well Well, Look Who Decided To Show Up: Girard Trolleys Are Back In Service
Well Well Well, Look Who Decided To Show Up: Girard Trolleys Are Back In Service
By Russ Bizaro
Look what the cat dragged in. I’m surprised you’d show your sorry ass around here...
That Should Do The Trick: Pothole Filled With Just Loose Sand
That Should Do The Trick: Pothole Filled With Just Loose Sand
By Russ Bizaro

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