War is ruff! That’s why it’s hard not to shed a tear when our fuzzy companions finally find their way home after a long tour of…
The Philadelphia Satirer
BROOKLYN, NY- Theft is all around us, but rarely taken seriously until it happens to you. American fashion model and thief, Gigi Hadid, has been…
PHILADELPHIA- Exit polls being conducted during today’s general election are indicating that the majority of Americans who have entered polling places have been able to…
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia Flyers held a press conference Sunday night to reveal that every single player on the team is a giant orange muppet-gone-wrong…
BUCKS COUNTY, PA – With arguably the most important presidential election to date underway, the message to get out and vote couldn’t be clearer; that…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
PHILADELPHIA- The largest adult entertainment club in Philadelphia has reopened their doors, or rather, their parking lot and are telling anyone under the age of…
PHILADELPHIA – Starting out as a wacky and whimsical Halloween night in Rittenhouse Square, detectives from the Philadelphia Homicide Unit spotted a spooky skeleton that…
Spooky ghost Marybeth Williams has been haunting the same house since she died of tuberculosis in 1789, but she still has some unfinished business to…
PHILADELPHIA- With Halloween fast approaching, a young ghost named Jeremy is contemplating his future and how he can achieve great things in the afterlife after…