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Can this man catch a break? Todd Cruz (34) from Seattle, WA has had a tough go of late. Todd used to have an awesome…
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Our once great nation is under attack. This week it’s been reported that Joe Biden’s cabinet has failed to open a PowerPoint presentation…
PHILADELPHIA- Don’t spend it all in one place! A new Philly-based stimulus check calculator aims to demonstrate just how far your sweet, American fortune can…
WASHINGTON, DC– In a groundbreaking reach across the cell wall, Joe Biden has extended an invitation to Covid-19 to join his administration. “I’ve always found…
WASHINGTON D.C.- Now that President-Elect Joe Biden has been sworn in as the Commander-In-Chief, Americans are bracing for an uptick in centrist violence as his…
WASHINGTON D.C.– Sitting in a crate with a blanket draped over it to keep him calm, Senator Mitch McConnell is being brought to the veterinarian…
PHILADELPHIA- A new report finds that 73% of South Philly Italians strongly support their city’s police union despite recent backlash. The Satirer interviewed one South…
War is ruff! That’s why it’s hard not to shed a tear when our fuzzy companions finally find their way home after a long tour of…
PHILADELPHIA- Exit polls being conducted during today’s general election are indicating that the majority of Americans who have entered polling places have been able to…