PHILADELPHIA– Today’s Wordle puzzle, that you completed in three attempts, came with the added satisfaction of a complete idiot on Twitter proudly posting that they completed the same puzzle in four tries. “How did James from my 8th grade class go from three yellow and one green on attempt two, to two yellow and no green on attempt three?” mused your inner monologue in smug disbelief. “He was so smart back then. I guess he’s dumb now.” Further scrolling of your Twitter Feed confirmed your cousin who solved it in just two steps must be a freaking genius. “I’ll have to call her up and see what she thinks I should do with my crypto.”
