The staff at The Satirer found this leaked list of new flavors from Philly’s favorite regional potato chip company.

Italian Market Trashcan Fire

Broad Street Dirtbike Exhaust 

Parking Violation Envelope

City Wide Special

City Wide Special Hangover

Salt & Pepper & Lettuce & Tomato & Onion & Mayo & Ketchup

Lew Blum Towing Company

We’re Not Sure Why They’re Wet

Channel 6 ABC Action News Team

Staff

For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!

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