The staff at The Satirer found this leaked list of new flavors from Philly’s favorite regional potato chip company.
Italian Market Trashcan Fire
Broad Street Dirtbike Exhaust
Parking Violation Envelope
City Wide Special
City Wide Special Hangover
Salt & Pepper & Lettuce & Tomato & Onion & Mayo & Ketchup
Lew Blum Towing Company
We’re Not Sure Why They’re Wet
Channel 6 ABC Action News Team
For when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we’re not a moron! Now you won’t know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
