Market/Frankford Lime

Septa Splash

Vegan Cherry

Fresh Air

Corn Syrup

Cough Drop

American Cheese

Scrapple Dapple Do

Brake Fluid

Sand

Carlos Santana

Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast

Combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell

Water

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The staff at The Satirer found this leaked list of new flavors from Philly’s favorite regional potato chip company.

Italian Market Trashcan Fire

Broad Street Dirtbike Exhaust 

Parking Violation Envelope

City Wide Special

City Wide Special Hangover

Salt & Pepper & Lettuce & Tomato & Onion & Mayo & Ketchup

Lew Blum Towing Company

We’re Not Sure Why They’re Wet

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