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SAN ANTONIO, TX– More than a month after bringing deadly winter weather to Texas, winter storm Belrem still regrets not trying the brisket while there. \u201cIt was just poor planning on my part. Usually when I get a route assigned, I try to figure out what type of food I want to try along the way. I totally dropped the ball this time. I pigged out on queso and chips, didn\u2019t leave any room for BBQ,\u201d said Belrem. With winter weather on hiatus, Belrem has had plenty of time to think about his mistake. \u201cI\u2019ve spent countless hours looking at the menus for Bill Miller and Rudy\u2019s, I\u2019ve read the Yelp reviews. I think if I ever make it back to Texas, I\u2019m definitely going to eat at Rudy\u2019s.\u201d When reached for comment, Rudy\u2019s warned, \u201cIf he ever shows his face around here again, we\u2019ve got some real special brisket lined up just for him– marinated in rat poison and smoked with burning car tires.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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