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BAKERSFIELD, CA– Promising an unconventional experience with undertones of anarchy, Wham-O\u2019s complete disregard for grammatical conventions in their \u201cSlip \u2018N Slide: Tons \u2018O Fun\u201d branding foreshadows what wacky, anti-establishment fun is to be had. \u201cIf my kids only experience a tenth of the debauchery suggested by this Slip \u2018N Slide\u2019s total perversion of the english language, then it will have been a $49.99 well spent,\u201d said 42-year-old father of three Deacon Mantz, loading his recent purchase into his car with an impish grin. \u201cI know not the particulars of what hedonistic and barbaric indulgences this Slip \u2018N Slide will facilitate, but I do know that they won\u2019t be confined to the covenant of the written word.\u201d At press time, Mantz had exchanged his Slip \u2018N Slide for a glow in the dark Hula Hoop whose irreverence for the visual limitations of the nighttime imply it may hold the key to immortality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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