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PHILADELPHIA – On a recent playdate at the park, Hailey Gorman caught up with The Satirer to express her growing frustration with not being taken seriously like the 10-month-old she is. \u201cIt\u2019s always goo-goo-gaga this and coochy-coo that,\u201d she explained, \u201cas if they\u2019re talking to someone who didn\u2019t just master their ABCs.\u201d Distracted by a chess match going on just behind her mother, Gorman unenthusiastically responded to a game of peek-a-boo, admitting she only plays along because her parents seem to enjoy it so much.\u00a0 Other adults surrounding the child\u2019s bassinet fawned over her ability to sit up on her own but failed to notice her ability to roll her eyes. \u201cI swear, every adult that interacts with me insists on using nonsense words and truthfully I find it incredibly condescending.\u00a0 If I didn\u2019t pity them all so much I\u2019d tell them to keep quiet so I could do my Sudoku in peace.\u201d When asked if they were aware that their child was a baby genius, Gorman\u2019s parents spit up on themselves and started sucking on their thumbs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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