{"id":917,"date":"2021-03-03T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-03T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=917"},"modified":"2021-02-21T19:29:26","modified_gmt":"2021-02-22T00:29:26","slug":"really-cats-adoption-bio-says-420-friendly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2021\/03\/03\/really-cats-adoption-bio-says-420-friendly\/","title":{"rendered":"Really? Cat\u2019s Adoption Bio Says 420 Friendly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"552\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cheeba_final_v2-1024x552.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-919\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cheeba_final_v2-1024x552.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cheeba_final_v2-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cheeba_final_v2-768x414.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cheeba_final_v2.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">PHILADELPHIA&#8211; On a recent sunny Sunday afternoon, a masked crowd of onlookers puzzled over a cat\u2019s adoption bio in the window of a Fairmont Avenue pet store that announced that he was &#8220;420 friendly.&#8221; \u201cThat shit looks like a lion straight from Zion, hell yeah he\u2019s 420 friendly,\u201d exclaimed an onlooker. 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