{"id":837,"date":"2021-02-15T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=837"},"modified":"2021-02-04T22:30:12","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T03:30:12","slug":"animal-crackers-working-with-gushers-to-develop-more-realistic-snack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2021\/02\/15\/animal-crackers-working-with-gushers-to-develop-more-realistic-snack\/","title":{"rendered":"Animal Crackers Working With Gushers To Develop More Realistic Snack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"552\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/animal_cracker_v2-1024x552.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-842\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/animal_cracker_v2-1024x552.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/animal_cracker_v2-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/animal_cracker_v2-768x414.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/animal_cracker_v2.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>PHILADELPHIA&#8211; Calling their innovation \u201ca breakthrough in modern snacking,\u201d food scientists from Nabisco announced Monday that they are working with the manufacturers of Gushers on more realistic animal crackers. \u201cWe know what children want, and it\u2019s authenticity,\u201d explained Nabisco CEO Phillip Dramaton, who went on to say that children will finally be able to experience that happy feeling you get from decapitating a tiny giraffe in one bite. \u201cThis amazing snack has everything. 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