{"id":820,"date":"2021-02-19T10:41:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-19T15:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=820"},"modified":"2021-02-18T20:41:23","modified_gmt":"2021-02-19T01:41:23","slug":"a-list-of-all-2-major-rivers-that-flow-through-philadelphia-you-wont-believe-number-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2021\/02\/19\/a-list-of-all-2-major-rivers-that-flow-through-philadelphia-you-wont-believe-number-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A List Of All 2 Major Rivers That Flow Through Philadelphia. You Won&#8217;t Believe Number 2!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"529\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-1024x529.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-1024x529.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-768x397.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-1536x794.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/chris-murray-PLgY0KpeL-g-unsplash-2048x1059.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><span>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@seemurray?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Chris Murray<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/s\/photos\/philadelphia?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Unsplash<\/a><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:60px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ol><li>Schuylkill River<\/li><li>Delaware River<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:60px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>References:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.55flood.com\/\">Devastation on the Delaware: Stories and Images of the Deadly Flood of 1955<\/a>\u00a0(2005,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordforgebooks.com\/\">Word Forge Books<\/a>, Ferndale, PA) The only comprehensive documentary of this weather disaster in the Delaware River Valley.<\/em><\/li><li><em>Leach, Josiah Granville (1902). &#8220;Commodore John Hazlewood, Commander of the Pennsylvania Navy in the Revolution&#8221;.\u00a0The Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography. The Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography, Vol. 26, No. 1 (1902), pp. 1\u20136 and The Historical Society of Pennsylvania.\u00a0<strong>26<\/strong>\u00a0(1): 1\u20136.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/JSTOR_(identifier)\">JSTOR<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jstor.org\/stable\/20086007\">20086007<\/a>.<\/em><\/li><li><em>McGeorge, Wallace (1905).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/battleofredbankr00mcge\">The Battle of Red Bank, resulting in the defeat of the Hessians and the destruction of the British frigate Augusta, Oct. 22 and 23, 1777<\/a>. Camden, New Jersey, Sinnickson Chew, printers.<\/em><\/li><li><em>Leach, Josiah Granville (1902). &#8220;Commodore John Hazlewood, Commander of the Pennsylvania Navy in the Revolution&#8221;.\u00a0The Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography. The Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography, Vol. 26, No. 1 (1902), pp. 1\u20136 and The Historical Society of Pennsylvania.\u00a0<strong>26<\/strong>\u00a0(1): 1\u20136.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/JSTOR_(identifier)\">JSTOR<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jstor.org\/stable\/20086007\">20086007<\/a>.<\/em><\/li><li><em>Savas, Theodore (2006).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=KRRSfy7eVoIC\">Guide to the Battles of the American Revolution<\/a>. Savas Beatie.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/ISBN_(identifier)\">ISBN<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Special:BookSources\/1-932714-12-X\"><bdi>1-932714-12-X<\/bdi><\/a>.<\/em><\/li><li><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxforddictionaries.com\/definition\/american_english\/Schuylkill-River\">Oxford Dictionary: definition of Schuylkill River (American English)<\/a><\/em><\/li><li><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/schuylkill\">Definition of SCHUYLKILL&#8221;<\/a>.\u00a0www.merriam-webster.com.<\/em><\/li><li><em>U.S. Geological Survey. National Hydrography Dataset high-resolution flowline data.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/viewer.nationalmap.gov\/viewer\/\">The National Map<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.webcitation.org\/66gupqQDM?url=http:\/\/viewer.nationalmap.gov\/viewer\/\">Archived<\/a>\u00a02012-04-05 at\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/WebCite\">WebCite<\/a>, accessed April 1, 2011<\/em><\/li><li><em>Donnalley, Thomas K., Hand book of tribal names of Pennsylvania, together with signification of Indian words, Philadelphia:Donnalley, (1908), p. 37<\/em><\/li><li><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schuylkillcenter.org\/art\/?ha_exhibit=learn-a-rivers-name\">The Schuylkill Center for Environmental Education<\/a><\/em><\/li><li><em>Pennypacker, Samuel Whitaker, Annals of Phoenixville and Its Vicinity: From the Settlement to the Year 1871, Giving the Origin etc., Philadelphia:Bavis &amp;Pennypacker, 1872, p.1<\/em><\/li><li><em>Scharf, Thomas (1884).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=Qh4UAwAAQBAJ\">History of Philadelphia: 1609 &#8211; 1834<\/a>. Philadelphia: L. H. Everts &amp; Co.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/ISBN_(identifier)\">ISBN<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Special:BookSources\/9785883517104\"><bdi>9785883517104<\/bdi><\/a>.<\/em><\/li><li><em>Nickels, Thom (June 6, 2001).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.arcadiapublishing.com\/Products\/9780738505114\">Manayunk<\/a>. Arcadia Publishing.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/ISBN_(identifier)\">ISBN<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Special:BookSources\/9780738505114\"><bdi>9780738505114<\/bdi><\/a>.<\/em><\/li><li><em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Samuel_W._Pennypacker\">Pennypacker, Samuel Whitaker<\/a>\u00a0(1872).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/annalsphoenixvi00penngoog\">Annals of Phoenixville and Its Vicinity: From the Settlement to the Year 1871<\/a>. 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