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TALLAHASSEE, FL– A new study conducted by the Anthro-Oceanography and Marine Sociology Department at Florida State University has determined on Tuesday that every time someone sees the ocean for the first time someone else sees it for their last. \u201cThe vastness of the sea, for a person who has never witnessed it before, will absolutely take their breath away.\u00a0What we\u2019re learning though is, that for others, that breath never comes back,\u201d graduate student Melissa Clearwater explained about her lab\u2019s latest findings adding, \u201cAll of us at the lab couldn\u2019t be happier with the sadness of our findings.\u201d\u00a0The new report cites examples of children joyously splashing around in the warm waters of the Atlantic while, simultaneously, a surfer in the Pacific is consumed by the current and drowns to death. In other instances it was found that while someone laughs at the beauty of the ocean, someone else not far away is balling their eyes out after having their glasses swept away by a wave.\u00a0After presenting her research, Clearwater concluded, \u201cThere\u2019s something almost poetic about all of this. Human lives, much like the ocean\u2019s tides, exist in cycles…except, you know, the ocean will be around forever.\u201d\u00a0Our most recent report from Clearwater\u2019s lab has confirmed that the entire facility has been devastated by a tsunami.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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