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Vaccines are HOT! HOT! HOT!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s the one thing EVERYONE<\/em> is talking about. We can\u2019t get enough of vaccines this year, so we are here to give you the inside scoop on the most anticipated vaccines coming out in 2021. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

MMR Vaccine<\/strong> – We just can\u2019t wait to get our hands on 2021\u2019s MMR vaccine!! At their press briefing on Tuesday, Merck and EA Sports announced the drop of the brand new vaccine coming this February. It has all the great features of 2020\u2019s measles vaccine, like protection against measles, mumps, and rubella with a 97% effective rate after two doses. But it also includes a new ultimate expansion pack where you can unlock cool giveaways and prizes. Log onto the Merck online store and you can claim your prize after your second dose of the vaccine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tetanus Shot<\/strong> – You know what\u2019s NOT rusty, Adacel\u2019s commitment to a fuego<\/em> vaccine for you! With Adacel\u2019s secret formula combined with the towing power of the all new 2021 Ford-150, you will be safe and sound from a tetanus infection this year. You may be eligible for a FREE<\/strong> six months of Sirius XM radio if you sign up for a 24 month contract, eligible in the rust belt states. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mad Cow Disease<\/strong> – If your cows are going mad<\/em> with Mad Cow Disease, then listen up\u2026 Johnson & Johnson teamed up with Fandango to bring you the all new 2021 Mad Cow Disease vaccine. Just four easy doses (one for each stomach) and your cattle will be protected from this awful disease. And that\u2019s not all! It also includes a $15 voucher for a movie, or refreshment, at your local movie theater (see terms and conditions on their website for valid movies, unlimited popcorn does not apply).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There is plenty to look forward to in 2021 when it comes to vaccines. Just because the COVID-19 vaccine is getting all the media hype doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s your only option, don\u2019t forget about the classics! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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