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PHILADELPHIA \u2014 The following rumors have been heard regarding the Philadelphia 76ers during the prolonged National Basketball Association (NBA) offseason:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Acquiring 56-year-old former Chicago Bulls star Michael Jordan with a five-year contract at $1.00 USD per year
    • Only contract restriction, by his request, will be that he is required to play in his Major League Baseball (MLB) Birmingham Barons uniform<\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
      • Talks are taking place regarding three major trades, and one minor trade:
        • The Liberty Bell for 34-year-old power forward Lebron James<\/li>
        • The Rocky statue for 28-year-old forward Kawhi Leonard<\/li>
        • The \u201cLOVE\u201d sculpture for 31-year-old guard Stephen Curry<\/li>
        • A chicken cheesesteak with lettuce, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, and pickles for 29-year-old Klay Thompson, at the request of Stephen Curry<\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
          • Head coach Brett Brown will be replaced by 44-year-old former Philadelphia 76er star guard Allen Iverson who plans to discontinue practice<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n
            • The team is to be renamed from the \u201cPhiladelphia 76ers\u201d to the \u201cDelaware 69ers\u201d as it is relocated to avoid the City of Philadelphia Wage Tax.
              • Future home games will no longer take place at the Wells Fargo Center. Subsequently, the \u201cWells Fargo Center\u201d will be renamed \u201cGritty\u2019s Lair\u201d as the Philadelphia Flyers will be the sole organization using the venue<\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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