{"id":694,"date":"2020-12-29T23:39:38","date_gmt":"2020-12-30T04:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2021-04-12T00:59:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T04:59:21","slug":"we-ranked-all-the-best-christmas-movies-but-the-file-got-deleted-so-heres-a-few-pictures-of-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-because-we-think-that-was-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/29\/we-ranked-all-the-best-christmas-movies-but-the-file-got-deleted-so-heres-a-few-pictures-of-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-because-we-think-that-was-1\/","title":{"rendered":"We Ranked All The Best Christmas Movies, But The File Got Deleted, So Here&#8217;s A Few Pictures Of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Because We Think That Was #1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/VVewQgxmmOXeCQcIWfjm5NEonuAFfSb-frk0_Bx8vwIa5oEaidK66zEB36qBJmup8DhrsQxRlyOxpCptx28vi2WfCmrEvZ0KMGF_NLhFNuBd9Wq8RcWFMnDjICiV-TrWZjrjreiM\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\"\/><figcaption>An image from <em>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer<\/em> (CBS)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Look at this, a wonderful photo from the classic film, <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer <\/em>(1964). Here he is hanging out with Santa Claus looking like a couple of cool cats. I should probably ask Jake about the file, since he was the one helping me out with the list. I think we had <em>A Christmas Story<\/em> up there at #2 right after this one. It had to be number two, right? 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Wait, did I mean <em>A Christmas Carol.<\/em> I always get <em>A Christmas Carol<\/em> and <em>A Christmas Story<\/em> mixed up. <em>A Christmas Carol<\/em> has the ghosts, right? Jake tried explaining the difference to me and I immediately zoned out. I know they have completely different plots, but how can you have \u201cA Christmas\u201d in both titles and not run into those issues with branding?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/NbPq_nJldy1EwfAJE3wXGcvBY1BOtzqiWwVhUUIV512I_bHjeKSssn9uGmjmHui7rBzYFsjBh1WctofwXGMNs9yWyDX0ap4nnFf27Nirl0v3dd8KAM5FXB0lX18kZE2H1aawfrLG\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\"\/><figcaption>Photo by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@osmanrana?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Osman Rana<\/a>\u00a0on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\">Unsplash<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Was<em> Frosty the Snowman<\/em> up there too? Honestly can\u2019t remember now. Who even had the file on their computer? Was it Jake? Oh I bet it was Jake. Jake you big dumb idiot why didn\u2019t you back it up to the Google drive? \u201cOh it\u2019ll be fine, I\u2019ll just carry it home on my flash drive,\u201d said big idiot Jake. Well guess what Jake, you did that with Lisa and Mark\u2019s wedding photos from last year and guess what, you lost THOSE TOO. Fucking idiot you are Jake. You know what, you don\u2019t get to choose lunch on Wednesday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/gFGi-HOz24eHyiUGcY1l3hMCn6MexJ8y7QUUYF63GN6ZUUKkY-9UEY__R_9BMw_OHro_zIllgfRBYXd2T3ZGUNFZF7OhX1Ps4iIT3eOW6D4fBat_nDkP2Vfd-q0gQruqaK30Q7y9\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"\/><figcaption>Photo by\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@frans-van-heerden-201846?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Frans Van Heerden<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0from\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/photo-of-reindeer-1703859\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Here is a nice photo of a reindeer playing in the snow. His name <em>could<\/em> be Rudolph, but probably not. Look, not gonna lie, this is the biggest fuck-up we\u2019ve had since we lost that sticky note that had the nuclear launch codes. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year I guess.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:5px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh wait\u2026 this is so embarrassing\u2026 sorry Jake&#8230; I found it in my jacket pocket. Turns out <em>A Very Tony Soprano Christmas<\/em> was #1, who would have guessed it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at this, a wonderful photo from the classic film, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964). 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