{"id":643,"date":"2020-12-14T15:36:25","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T20:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=643"},"modified":"2020-12-14T15:36:27","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T20:36:27","slug":"old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-671\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>If you thought shampoo technology couldn\u2019t get any better then buckle in. Old Spice has just launched their new 9-in-1 Shampoo. Take a look at all of its cool new features!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/MERigvXSMm2hJIeVDt2jsWxA01q2iYjp8iUReKWfuPtOExHRkcXN0hy2sm3rPT4DFSYfqzwf-uKygPYWD0d3Kw6Vb1nrT_ZpuO5YiHlVIOXYqJqIQlTfRUX9P1gGTZ_ipf8tRRsv\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"NaN\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Face Wash<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Get those pores nice and clean!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/pvnHqmyO0O0c3crzEjIqwJwu-1mJfqeYsZ1RNaQJxCg3C99rMen8NFSgtCf_fyGL3ouS1jzFunM-uVtvtEj_utGtYKT1vQe7THhgxyc7i9L7RtcOXjkFxmMjFCJnCeALHbT9ofHa\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Body Wash<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Now you won\u2019t get confused in the shower! Just squirt that stuff on your body and get scrubbing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/fJWUa2wvUzrW4RUNaubfA7mbqLDs8rWcOsSgHS3y3Fp2QE9UniNJgW5CT5zcNtPgcGoBV5JX3dX_RMisQeZfxwG5jM2h6hcYdHKrtFMtdPra_Ko0Aq6CGN1w0yk-Ytwqccdn26uG\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Shampoo\/Conditioner<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Hey, these are the same thing anyway right! Just lather that into your head for a luscious mane fit for a King or Queen!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/SRv16fAZ16xTBGRFFEaeStS-F1cJyHoVz_C4C3TtAa_wt0GI92BVzggdMmvYKBmYtv1R91dyEvsC2ovEfm-rqEgYJclOcFqPa0kAI3PhUsR59bM36lhMlnZIqtpQCjKHPG88OUuq\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Dish Soap<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Get those dirty dishes scrubbed up and looking clean! And it even works on ducks in oil spills!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/vTYBVqS5n9bjK015A9LSSASjw5QZItFExXduEM6tlxrVkNgHrzJD3g6emMAi6b4qwUtjESiq4DmO_FMhOpdfglItvbK-0kiHbXn2zVbhGZpM3MUUhe4tMaIBYZ0HWSfrtSAgxlwB\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Laundry Detergent<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">No time to waste here! Get that dirty laundry into the washing machine with a couple cups of this 9-in-1 shampoo and you\u2019ll have fresh smelling clothes in no time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/dcv4lamiOBM8kJfEqdv2W7yudgdw9-e_nP8YJZxgvWNvdgh_uL8LnkRb0k7Tzb-FD8SkxwpkHHWT0Hz_8E4-iR_mQeuWpwA00Wt8INNqfZTb2FWLxKpSS4MuB-qfjpMmtpUDcXFB\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Sacramental Wine<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">If you\u2019re a priest in a pinch don\u2019t fret. Old Spice has got you. Just grab your 9-in-1 shampoo and pour it up for Sunday Mass! And if you\u2019re Jewish it is also Kosher certified for Friday Night Shabbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/wx3WivQ4Lv9foN45MVpV6JCYJCf2kHg1hfNWPtsCY0RD8vbxyUqK-96DrBXHNKf3oxvciPV5Z_LdtwqzctjBq5Fm38ds2-GzfnwZrKwYwdZz6Ch0HiZG68-oHtBMHC67o0GkdRKe\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Sourdough Bread Starter<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Want the delicious taste of warm, crusty sourdough bread, but don\u2019t have a sourdough starter? It\u2019s all good because your new Old Spice 9-in-1 Shampoo acts as a leavening agent for your favorite sourdough bread recipe!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/TbpltuOi5CVY0JB8EXGYZ7dYjqpfUNqfVob1vh7RhRYQc3dlqOlH4TSeqjpXpDEk7Fl5oP-x_5M0wmHel3htx2EsA-dH9KGydS20jUJOB72uHEV_6uWxbODQ3D1pG9LUiqLLufQC\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Easy Weekday Marinara Sauce<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">No time for Sunday Gravy? Just add a little Old Spice to your pasta for a quick and easy weekday meal.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:45px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s never been easier to combine all your daily tasks with just one liquid. No need for multiple pesky bottles cluttering the house because with Old Spice\u2019s New 9-in-1 Shampoo, you can do it all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought shampoo technology couldn\u2019t get any better then buckle in. Old Spice has just launched their new 9-in-1 Shampoo. Take a look at&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":671,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28,8],"tags":[188,189],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.12 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"If you thought shampoo technology couldn\u2019t get any better then buckle in. Old Spice has just launched their new 9-in-1 Shampoo. Take a look at&#8230;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Philadelphia Satirer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"2400\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1600\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Matt Roskin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@philasatirer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@philasatirer\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Matt Roskin\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/75b9bdded836595ae0bf5daeb8781da4\"},\"headline\":\"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo!\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\"},\"wordCount\":293,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization\"},\"keywords\":[\"Old Spice\",\"Shampoo\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Local\",\"Technology\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\",\"name\":\"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/\",\"name\":\"Philadelphia Satirer\",\"description\":\"Committed to dispensable journalism\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Philadelphia Satirer\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.png\",\"width\":1056,\"height\":138,\"caption\":\"Philadelphia Satirer\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/\",\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/philasatirer\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/75b9bdded836595ae0bf5daeb8781da4\",\"name\":\"Matt Roskin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5f3f933103a53eb0b986138ed775f86b?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5f3f933103a53eb0b986138ed775f86b?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Matt Roskin\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/author\/mattroskin\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer","og_description":"If you thought shampoo technology couldn\u2019t get any better then buckle in. Old Spice has just launched their new 9-in-1 Shampoo. Take a look at&#8230;","og_url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/","og_site_name":"The Philadelphia Satirer","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/","article_published_time":"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00","article_modified_time":"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00","og_image":[{"width":2400,"height":1600,"url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/9in1_shadow.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Matt Roskin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@philasatirer","twitter_site":"@philasatirer","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/"},"author":{"name":"Matt Roskin","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/75b9bdded836595ae0bf5daeb8781da4"},"headline":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo!","datePublished":"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00","dateModified":"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/"},"wordCount":293,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization"},"keywords":["Old Spice","Shampoo"],"articleSection":["Local","Technology"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/","url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/","name":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo! - The Philadelphia Satirer","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2020-12-14T20:36:25+00:00","dateModified":"2020-12-14T20:36:27+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/12\/14\/old-spice-releases-new-9-in-1-shampoo\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Old Spice Releases New 9-in-1 Shampoo!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/","name":"Philadelphia Satirer","description":"Committed to dispensable journalism","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#organization","name":"Philadelphia Satirer","url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.png","width":1056,"height":138,"caption":"Philadelphia Satirer"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/","https:\/\/twitter.com\/philasatirer","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/philadelphiasatirer\/"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/75b9bdded836595ae0bf5daeb8781da4","name":"Matt Roskin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5f3f933103a53eb0b986138ed775f86b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5f3f933103a53eb0b986138ed775f86b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Matt Roskin"},"url":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/author\/mattroskin\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}