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War is ruff! That\u2019s why it\u2019s hard not to shed a tear when our fuzzy companions finally find their way home after a long tour of sticking their noses where they don\u2019t belong and leaving messes for others to clean up in the name of protecting life, liberty, and the pursuit of puppyness. So go ahead and try not to cry at these adorable photos of cuddly little doggies returning home from senseless warfare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pass me a tissue!  The only war crimes these brave little puppers are guilty of are being too cute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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