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PHILADELPHIA- Exit polls being conducted during today\u2019s general election are indicating that the majority of Americans who have entered polling places have been able to escape from them. \u201cEarly data is showing that we are polling and releasing far more voters than 2016, when one in ten Americans became trapped in their polling places for up to forty-five days,\u201d said pollster Margery Numeros. \u201cMany of the voters are in their old elementary school and think they know their way out and take a wrong turn,\u201d explained Numeros, recalling a confused Texas voter who emerged in 2016 sporting an enormous beard and a \u201cBob Dole for President\u201d button. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Texas courts have struck down a provision for Voter Rescue Workers to hold the hands of individual voters for the entire time that they are in a polling place which may lead to even more lost voters. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Numeros asked voters to pay attention to the route they took into a polling place and advised against following anyone who says, \u201cI know these halls like the back of my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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