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PHILADELPHIA- With Halloween fast approaching, a young ghost named Jeremy is contemplating his future and how he can achieve great things in the afterlife after his previous existence was a tremendous failure. Jeremy haunts a McDonald\u2019s on North Broad Street, the scene of a failed YouTube video titled \u201cAmazing! Jeremy Dies Trying To Last Five Minutes In The Fry-o-later Hot Tub\u201d which caused his death. \u201cI don\u2019t know dude, in my past life I just wanted to be a YouTube star but in the afterlife, it\u2019s still all I think I want to do. I\u2019m just trying to get a plan together so my channel doesn\u2019t suck again and I only have like thirteen views for all of eternity,\u201d detailed the young ghost. After his death, Jeremy became trapped in the men\u2019s bathroom at the McDonald\u2019s with occasional access to the maintenance closet. \u201cI\u2019ve got a couple of pretty good ideas for some videos. Bathroom access is so killer, it\u2019s kind of the perfect place for me. I keep thinking about making a urinal flush with Mountain Dew instead of water to scare people but I don\u2019t want to give too much away,\u201d said Jeremy.\u00a0At press time, MCDghost215 urged everyone who reads this to like and subscribe to his channel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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