{"id":463,"date":"2020-10-21T17:25:07","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T21:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=463"},"modified":"2021-04-12T01:09:47","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T05:09:47","slug":"new-study-finds-baby-carrots-are-best-type-of-babies-for-eating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/10\/21\/new-study-finds-baby-carrots-are-best-type-of-babies-for-eating\/","title":{"rendered":"New Study Finds Baby Carrots Are Best Type Of Babies For Eating"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1023\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8584065844_ffc329e1d3_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8584065844_ffc329e1d3_b.jpg 1023w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8584065844_ffc329e1d3_b-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/8584065844_ffc329e1d3_b-768x384.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1023px) 100vw, 1023px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;Baby carrots&#8221; by m01229 is licensed under CC BY 2.0<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>PHILADELPHIA- After an analysis of over 50 different types of babies, a new study from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finds baby carrots are the best type of babies for eating. \u201cWe tested a wide range of babies, including baby corn, baby spinach, and baby bok choy,\u201d said lead FDA researcher Dale Simmons, who assured the committee\u2019s findings were in no way influenced by recent donations from several companies in the Big Carrot industry. \u201cBaby carrots performed well in most tests, but they really excelled in the categories of \u2018General Snacking\u2019 and \u2018Offering To Coworkers,\u2019 which was enough to select them as top babies to consume. The baby that came closest in overall score was Baby Back Ribs, smothered in Sweet Baby Ray\u2019s.\u201d At press time, the study\u2019s authors acknowledged they could have made it clearer that the study did not include any human babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PHILADELPHIA- After an analysis of over 50 different types of babies, a new study from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finds baby carrots are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":464,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[124],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.12 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>New Study Finds Baby Carrots Are Best Type Of Babies For Eating - The Philadelphia Satirer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/10\/21\/new-study-finds-baby-carrots-are-best-type-of-babies-for-eating\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"New Study Finds Baby Carrots Are Best Type Of Babies For Eating - 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