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CHALFONT, PA- Providing new conclusions on a growing field of research, a new report issued by your mom last night at the dinner table disclosed how rim job jokes are not funny. \u201cPreliminary evidence suggests \u2018How dare you!\u2019 \u201d the report reads in part, adding that observations indicate subjects who find the topic funny regularly get their mouths washed out with soap. \u201cAccording to a recent survey, 93% of the book club would not set you up with one of their daughters.\u201d The report\u2019s only footnote explains, \u201cThis is not how I raised my boys.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When asked for comment, your dad said, \u201cGo ask your mother.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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