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Image by Pere Serrat from Pixabay <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Turn it into scrapple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pick out all the shiny stuff and let the Mummers wear it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rebuild Hitchbot. We owe him one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ask the guy at Magic Gardens if he wants any of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Add a little pepper, then a little yellow stuff and baddaboom! Cheesesteak, at your service.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mail it to the dump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Give our sanitation workers a raise!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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