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BLUE BELL, PA – Family dog and all around good boy, Rex the retriever, lost the coveted title of \u201cGolden\u201d after a devastating loss in a game of fetch last Tuesday.\u00a0\u201cRex was always first to the tennis ball anytime I\u2019d throw it, but it\u2019s looking like his reign as top dog is coming to an end,\u201d explained Billy Hugo, Rex\u2019s owner and best friend, adding, \u201cuntil he can reclaim first place, he\u2019ll have to be called a Silvered retriever.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The game of fetch reached a shocking climax when the neighbor\u2019s chihuahua came out of nowhere to grab the tennis ball just before the retriever could get to it. \u201cI\u2019ve never heard of a Golden chihuahua before but he got to the tennis ball first fair and square,\u201d observed Lawrence Riverton, the neighbor and chihuahua owner. Riverton added, \u201cI\u2019m a proud pet parent. He\u2019s definitely getting an extra treat tonight, maybe I\u2019ll even take him for a ride in the car.\u201d\u00a0The rematch is scheduled for the next time Rex whines at the back door to be let out.\u00a0The Golden chihuahua is nervous about defending his title, citing a squirrel in a nearby tree as being a possible distraction.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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