PHILADELPHIA – A sober man spotted peeing on 17th Street in the Spring Garden neighborhood created quite a stir on Wednesday morning. \u201cI was coming up the street and I see this guy taking a leak and there wasn\u2019t even an Eagles game or nothing going on,\u201d said a neighbor who wished to be identified only as \u2018Mac.\u2019\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Several other eyewitnesses gathered to posit theories as to why the gentleman was urinating on the side of a building. \u201cI never saw that guy around here before. I think he was new to the area and just trying to mark his territory,\u201d said Miss Bea, the block captain.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
During Miss Bea\u2019s interview, people started yelling that the urinator was emerging from an apartment rental office across the street. He fled on foot but The Satirer was able to catch up to him when he stopped to pee again. The young man, who wished to not be identified, explained that he was on his way to see an apartment and had drunk too much coffee with breakfast that morning.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At press time, the urinator was seen shaking hands with his new neighbors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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