{"id":1515,"date":"2022-05-01T10:45:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T14:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2022-05-02T22:46:28","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T02:46:28","slug":"local-father-kicked-out-of-movie-theater-for-loudly-identifying-every-actor%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2022\/05\/01\/local-father-kicked-out-of-movie-theater-for-loudly-identifying-every-actor%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"Local Father Kicked Out Of Movie Theater For Loudly Identifying Every Actor\ufffc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"616\" src=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked-1024x616.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked-1024x616.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked-768x462.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked-1536x924.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Local-Father-Kicked.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">PHILADELPHIA&#8211; What started as a normal day soon turned chaotic for Dan \u201cthe Man\u201d McSweeney. Dan, a local father of two and coach for the Grasshoppers Little League team, was at a screening of the new Marvel film <em>Morbiu<\/em>s before being asked to leave by the usher, creating a scene.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">On the incident, a witness who would like to remain anonymous said, \u201cI was in the back row of the theater, there were maybe about three of us in the whole theater, when I heard a loud voice exclaim, &#8216;That\u2019s Michael Keaton!&#8217; It startled me the first time, but then the man kept announcing the name of every actor as they appeared on screen. At one point he even tried to argue that Russell Brand was <em>Morbius<\/em>.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">When asked about the incident, Dan was eager to share his side of the story. \u201cThere are just so many people in <em>Morbius<\/em> that I had to let my kids know who was who. You have the best Batman, the worst Joker, and that British doctor. You know, the guy with the face. If it\u2019s a crime to be able to recognize actors, then I\u2019m the top criminal in this city.\u201d The Satirer advises anyone who decides to take their father to a screening of <em>Morbius<\/em> to understand the risks.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PHILADELPHIA&#8211; What started as a normal day soon turned chaotic for Dan \u201cthe Man\u201d McSweeney. 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