{"id":1490,"date":"2022-03-24T21:51:15","date_gmt":"2022-03-25T01:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2022-03-24T21:59:17","modified_gmt":"2022-03-25T01:59:17","slug":"complete-idiot-shares-wordle-completed-in-4-steps-you-did-in-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2022\/03\/24\/complete-idiot-shares-wordle-completed-in-4-steps-you-did-in-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Complete Idiot Shares Wordle Completed In 4 Steps You Did In 3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/wordle.0.png-1024x683.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/wordle.0.png-1024x683.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/wordle.0.png-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/wordle.0.png-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/wordle.0.png.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">PHILADELPHIA\u2013 Today\u2019s Wordle puzzle, that you completed in three attempts, came with the added satisfaction of a complete idiot on Twitter proudly posting that they completed the same puzzle in four tries. \u201cHow did James from my 8th grade class go from three yellow and one green on attempt two, to two yellow and <em>no <\/em>green on attempt three?\u201d mused your inner monologue in smug disbelief. \u201cHe was so smart back then. 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