{"id":1402,"date":"2022-02-24T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-24T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2022-02-23T22:09:53","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T03:09:53","slug":"this-caterpillars-transformation-wasnt-that-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2022\/02\/24\/this-caterpillars-transformation-wasnt-that-great\/","title":{"rendered":"This Caterpillar\u2019s Transformation Wasn\u2019t That Great"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"567\" src=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation-1024x567.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation-1024x567.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation-768x426.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation-1536x851.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/This-Caterpillars-Transformation.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">You win some\u2026 and sometimes you lose some, sometimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">This caterpillar was just like every other caterpillar. She was eating some milkweed, doing her thing. About 14 days later it was time for her big glow up. She took her journey to find a nice cozy spot to pupate\u2026 you know someplace on a stick. After making her chrysalis it was time for a lil&#8217; nap. \u2018Bout a week later it was time for the big reveal! But oh no\u2026 oh man. This caterpillar\u2019s transformation got kinda messed up. I don\u2019t think the left wing is supposed to look like that. Her legs are kind of boney. And wait, she just looks like a boring old moth now. That\u2019s kind of disappointing. Guess better luck next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You win some\u2026 and sometimes you lose some, sometimes. This caterpillar was just like every other caterpillar. 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