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  1. Stinky Tofurkey <\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    It\u2019s always the worst person at the table sending special requests to the kitchen, and this time it\u2019s your aunt’s new mid-life crisis vegan boyfriend.
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    1. Rotten Deviled Eggs<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      God be the glory! These adorable little eggs reek of the devil\u2019s drip \u2014 one bite will have you running towards confession (and the bathroom) with your 13-year-old cousin who just found out what porn is.
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      1. Grandma\u2019s 1950s Jello Salad<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        Famous during the Great Depression for making everyone greatly depressed. This year\u2019s version features a stapler inside the gelatin mold, all thanks to granny\u2019s recent dementia diagnosis and her newfound obsession with The Office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        1. Canned Cranberry Sauce<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

          Are you kidding me?!?!?! This made it to the list?? It\u2019s literally not even a recipe, it’s just mush in a jar. Either way, you can be sure your broke uncle will walk through the door with this shit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

          1. Creamed Spinach<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            Ok, ok, ok, creamed spinach is normally pretty good, but this side dish was made specially by your woke mom who just joined the Goop community — who knows<\/em> what kind of cream is in that spinach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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