{"id":133,"date":"2020-05-07T15:46:29","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T19:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2020-05-18T02:15:48","modified_gmt":"2020-05-18T06:15:48","slug":"pandemic-side-hustles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2020\/05\/07\/pandemic-side-hustles\/","title":{"rendered":"Pandemic Side Hustles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Since the Coronavirus quarantine began, your high school crush has made an OnlyFans page that&#8217;s out of your price range and your weird uncle has been selling baggies of hand sanitizer out the back of his PT Cruiser. How can you capitalize on tragedy and make ends meet? The staff at Philadelphia Satirer have compiled a shortlist of easy-to-implement money-making tips.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Sell photos of banana bread customers can post as their own<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/close-up-photography-of-banana-bread-on-saucer-830894-1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/close-up-photography-of-banana-bread-on-saucer-830894-1-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/close-up-photography-of-banana-bread-on-saucer-830894-1-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@airin-party-252379?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Airin Party<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;from&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/close-up-photography-of-banana-bread-on-saucer-830894\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Offer to wear people&#8217;s Fitbits to help them get their daily steps in<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Sell half-assed homemade MAGA &amp; Trump gear on FB marketplace under the guise that your 4-year-old son made it to finance his balloon rainbow<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Hone your skills as a kitty cat photographer<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/photo-of-gray-and-white-tabby-kitten-sitting-on-sofa-2194261.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/photo-of-gray-and-white-tabby-kitten-sitting-on-sofa-2194261.jpg 640w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/photo-of-gray-and-white-tabby-kitten-sitting-on-sofa-2194261-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@tranmautritam?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Tranmautritam<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;from&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/photo-of-gray-and-white-tabby-kitten-sitting-on-sofa-2194261\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Close your eyes. Now put your hand in your pocket and fish around. You feel that? That\u2019s right. Loose coins. Repeat every month or so.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Sell slingshots to GrubHub to help them handle contactless food delivery<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>You don\u2019t need a side hustle because $1200 is more than plenty to survive 10 weeks without income<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Make giant hamster tunnels so kids can safely play outside<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Heart surgeon<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"959\" src=\"https:\/\/philadelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/surgeon-in-the-operating-room-3845127.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/surgeon-in-the-operating-room-3845127.jpg 640w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/surgeon-in-the-operating-room-3845127-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/@shvetsa?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Anna Shvets<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;from&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/surgeon-in-the-operating-room-3845127\/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=pexels\">Pexels<\/a><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since the Coronavirus quarantine began, your high school crush has made an OnlyFans page that&#8217;s out of your price range and your weird uncle has&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":140,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.12 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Pandemic Side Hustles - The Philadelphia Satirer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"How can you capitalize on tragedy and make ends meet? 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