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For too long, outdated traditions have forced you to choose between trick OR treat, but this Halloween you\u2019re finally going to manifest everything you deserve and not settle for anything less than a trick AND treat.\u00a0First, you\u2019ll have to ditch the masks, make-up, wigs, and fake blood you\u2019ve been hiding behind.\u00a0That\u2019s right– this year you\u2019re going out as yourself, what\u2019s scarier than that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dressing up as yourself on Halloween will give you the confidence you\u2019ll need to get what\u2019s owed to you, so leave your costume at home and get those tricks and treats.\u00a0When you march up to your neighbor\u2019s door this Halloween, you\u2019re not going to give them a choice.\u00a0You\u2019re going to demand a trick AND a treat.\u00a0While you\u2019re at it, have them smell your feet too.\u00a0This will surely assert that you mean business and you won\u2019t be taking no for an answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Should anyone still insist on making you choose between the two despite your non-negotiable stance, don\u2019t let them think that you care.\u00a0Simply pull down their underwear.\u00a0That should clear things up for them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let this Halloween be the first of many that you\u2019re completely in control of, loading up on tricks and treats and anything else you want.\u00a0And don\u2019t forget, Halloween doesn\u2019t have to only be on October 31st, you\u2019re the boss now.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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