{"id":1316,"date":"2021-11-02T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-02T12:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2021-11-04T19:20:15","modified_gmt":"2021-11-04T23:20:15","slug":"soap-for-sensitive-skin-still-tastes-like-regular-soap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/2021\/11\/02\/soap-for-sensitive-skin-still-tastes-like-regular-soap\/","title":{"rendered":"Soap For Sensitive Skin Still Tastes Like Regular Soap"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-10-28-at-5.17.41-PM-1024x577.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-10-28-at-5.17.41-PM-1024x577.png 1024w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-10-28-at-5.17.41-PM-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-10-28-at-5.17.41-PM-768x433.png 768w, https:\/\/thephiladelphiasatirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2021-10-28-at-5.17.41-PM.png 1122w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>PHILADELPHIA &#8211; After trying dozens of soaps that only left a sudsy residue and bitter taste in his mouth, resident food critic Tummy Grumbles set out on a search for any detergent that promised not to be so harsh on his skin. Unfortunately, all he found was that soap for sensitive skin still tastes like regular soap to his sensitive tongue.\u00a0\u201cBars, liquids, even foams.\u00a0I\u2019ve had them all and they all taste exactly like soap,\u201d Grumbles noted. He added, \u201cThey all smell different, a lot of them even smell like food, but they all taste like soap to me.\u00a0What gives?\u201d\u00a0The travel-sized bottle of <em>Cetaphil Gentle Cleansing<\/em> soap he recently housed reportedly went down smoother than other soaps he\u2019s drunk but it still very much tastes like soap.\u00a0Most surprising are the soaps from Bath &amp; Body Works called\u201cIt\u2019s Margarita Time\u201d and \u201cIced Cinnamon Roll\u201d which apparently really taste like lye and animal fat &#8211; even more so than Head and Shoulders, one of the harsher soaps <em>The Satirer\u2019s<\/em> food critic sampled.\u00a0By the end of his search, Tummy Grumbles expressed concern that his tongue might be too sensitive and that he should just stop eating soap altogether, which he does not want to do because he loves the taste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PHILADELPHIA &#8211; After trying dozens of soaps that only left a sudsy residue and bitter taste in his mouth, resident food critic Tummy Grumbles set&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":1317,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[124,11,313],"tags":[95,14,71,278],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.12 - 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