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PHILADELPHIA – A Google Doc that was left open on a computer belonging to one of the Satirer\u2019s editors is apparently pissed off that we keep referring to it as \u201cGoogle Mister.\u201d\u00a0 What started out as a joke amongst staff quickly escalated when the fed-up word processing app put its caps lock on and screamed at us in the middle of a meeting, \u201cI DIDN\u2019T GO TO FOUR YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL JUST TO BE CALLED GOOGLE MISTER BY A BUNCH OF JACKOFFS THAT THINK COLONOSCOPY SABOTAGE IS SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT<\/a>.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Laughing after we discovered that the draft was really just an anesthesiologist, which is hardly a doctor, made the situation even worse.\u00a0 The writing staff swiftly learned their lesson on not punching-down after the enraged doctor uploaded a back-handed slap across the face of our meekest contributor, leaving them permanently disfigured.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scared and ashamed, the whole group attempted to apologize to the Google Doc for disrespecting the entire medical profession and not taking our half-baked bits more seriously, which only leads to hurt feelings amongst coworkers and friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Google Doc calmed down and took our apology into consideration before revealing that, \u201cit\u2019s not even about my title being the butt of your jokes, it\u2019s that you didn\u2019t even stop to consider that this doctor is a woman.\u201d\u00a0 Our minds were so completely blown that we briefly considered buying a subscription to Microsoft Office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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