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PHILADELPHIA– Shifting from least favorite friend to one of the coolest guys around, toxic friend Chase Langford is actually pretty awesome after purchasing a vacation home. \u201cChase has been a harmful person to have around the past couple years, but I\u2019m finally ready to forgive and forget after he came to his senses and bought a beautiful 5 bedroom in Sea Isle City,\u201d says friend Andrea Glassman, adding that it takes a courageous person to recognize when they\u2019re in the wrong and splurge on a property just one block from the beach. \u201cWe were still planning to cut him out of our lives until he mentioned something about a pool, which is when we realized how Chase is such a good dude. Buying a house that\u2019s close to the beach and comes with a pool? Chase is really making changes from within.\u201d Glassman noted she started to see the positive change in Chase once he finally got professional help from a licensed real estate agent. \u201cOne thing that\u2019s awesome is a bunch of his family just died this past year which means more rooms for us.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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